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“The Palestinian Chicken” Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode Top Quotes

The Top Qoutes “The Palestinian Chicken” Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode

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There are so many good quotes from the Palestinian chicken episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, I don’t even really know where to start. The one scene that stood out for me was the “Social Assassin” – even if you watch it out of context it’s still funny.

Larry David took pride in his new moniker as “the social assassin” until he was reminded that he “bungled the hit”.

And then there is the classic, “I am going to fuck the Jew out of you.”

There is this classic witticism from Super Dave Osborne:

I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.
– Funkhouser

Then there is this one in response to request for another social assassination.

“I’m flattered that you considered me for such a delicate assignment but I’m out of that business.”

Which ends with Larry getting his ass handed to him by a 18-year-old girl:

Larry: You really are your mother’s daughter, aren’t you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.

Another great one from Super Dave just outside of the Palestinian chicken restaurant…

I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.
– Funkhouser

Larry David on LOL…

You’re saying LOL. You’re verbal texting.
– Larry

On lunch…

I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they’re doing, chicken wise.
– Larry

On a free lunch…

Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.

On romance…

Shara: I like you.
Larry: What’s not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you’re a Jew.

Those are some of my favorite quotes from the “Palestinian Chicken” episode on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but there were so many good lines in it I am sure there are some I’m forgetting. If you have your own favorite line leave it in the comments and maybe I’ll add it to the blog!

This Episode, like like everything else mentioned in this site is available in full length in streaming with no download from MediaCube.co.

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Do you remember back in the day when you actually had to pay for HBO? Recently the cable companies have, under pressure to stop bundling their packages. the technical meaning of a is you get all of the channels that you don’t really care about or watch for your flat cable rate and then all of the good channels such as HBO and all of the other movie networks are upsells which will cost you extra. Those days are coming to an end. For over and just like the industry you music industry because they had a multitrillion dollar monopoly on what types of entertainment you chose to have in your home.

There is a lot of money on the table the next great cable-television alternative. Of course a lot of people are thinking it is going to be one of the obvious choices such as Netflix, Apple TV, Hulu, Roku or Google TV the five front runners in this multitrillion dollar gold rush when cable TV finally breathes its last breath and expires.

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The great thing about this is there is a sixth alternative that is less talked about and that is the Media Cube. Netflix, Apple TV, Hulu, Roku or Google TV all have their limitations in being a true leap is meant to cable TV will you get free HBO at all. Because of complicated licensing issues when you start dealing with these larger corporate entities you are really and may as well drive back down to your cable company and get a new DVR that won’t barely hold bought a few hours of programming.

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Californication

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Californication definitely put David Duchovny back on the map as being a famous actor again as he really hadn’t done anything since the X-Files way back in the late 80s or early 90s. a lot of people don’t know this but his character on the show is based on real-life beat poet and well respected alcoholic writer Charles Bukowski (whose nickname is Hank). Here is a quick YouTube sizzle reel of some of his funny moments.

 Hank Moody is a sex addicted, hard drinking year 2000+ version of Charles Bukowski who is constantly trying to balance his literary career, a dozen or so women, an ex-wife, and teenage daughter simultaneously. Which leads to a lot of hilarious situations. The show often includes cameos from actors and musicians that have been out of the limelight for a minute such as Sebastian Bach, Lemmy and Rick Springfield.

Of course some of these highlight where reels that we are showing here could get a little bit more racy but we are the kind of limited on what we can show because was taken from videos posted on YouTube.

Unlike, Curb Your Enthusiasm I have been watching this show since it originally aired because once you start watching it in ridiculous situations make for some rather great series television. David Duchovny does a great job of playing his character Hank Moody he is doing nothing more than playing a real-life version of himself, who had checked himself into rehab in 2007 and to try to bring together his wife and daughter which is quite similar to the theme and show plot.

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Curb Your Enthusiasm

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aFor whatever reason I never caught on to Curb Your Enthusiasm until somewhere around a fifth season. in my opinion, Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best written show on television pound-for-pound. For those who are not familiar the main character is played by Larry David who is playing himself and is also the original creator of Seinfeld. A lot of the scenes are improvised according to Larry David. After you have written and read to the benefits of writing a show so commercially successful as Seinfeld it pretty much gives you a license to do whatever you want when you get older — and I is exactly what Larry David did with Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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If you are like me you might have missed a lot of the earlier seasons if you didn’t catch on to the subtle Hebrew trademark humor stylings which made the show a humongous hit by the time it reached season eight and the rumor is that Larry David will not be doing any more seasons of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

My favorite season was season seven if for nothing else the “Palestinian Chicken” / “Social Assassin” episode all by itself ( see our own list of some of the top quotes from this episode here) . I’m also a huge fan of the “Black Swan” episode from season six. The show even went far enough to make me have some sort of appreciation for Roseanne Barr in the classic “lesbian” episode. The jokes in curb your enthusiasm go flying at such a fast pace you really have to pay attention to the show as one joke almost certainly references another in almost every case, that’s how brilliant the writing is on the show. While this type of humor might not be everyone’s cup of tea it is the best piece of HBO original programming that they’ve ever invested their hard-earned dollars into.

You can watch every episode from season one through season eight of Curb Your Enthusiasm 100% free on Media Cube, that alone makes it worth it’s $300 sticker price.