“The Palestinian Chicken” Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode Top Quotes

The Top Qoutes “The Palestinian Chicken” Curb Your Enthusiasm Episode

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There are so many good quotes from the Palestinian chicken episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, I don’t even really know where to start. The one scene that stood out for me was the “Social Assassin” – even if you watch it out of context it’s still funny.

Larry David took pride in his new moniker as “the social assassin” until he was reminded that he “bungled the hit”.

And then there is the classic, “I am going to fuck the Jew out of you.”

There is this classic witticism from Super Dave Osborne:

I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.
– Funkhouser

Then there is this one in response to request for another social assassination.

“I’m flattered that you considered me for such a delicate assignment but I’m out of that business.”

Which ends with Larry getting his ass handed to him by a 18-year-old girl:

Larry: You really are your mother’s daughter, aren’t you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.

Another great one from Super Dave just outside of the Palestinian chicken restaurant…

I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic shit hole.
– Funkhouser

Larry David on LOL…

You’re saying LOL. You’re verbal texting.
– Larry

On lunch…

I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they’re doing, chicken wise.
– Larry

On a free lunch…

Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.

On romance…

Shara: I like you.
Larry: What’s not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you’re a Jew.

Those are some of my favorite quotes from the “Palestinian Chicken” episode on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but there were so many good lines in it I am sure there are some I’m forgetting. If you have your own favorite line leave it in the comments and maybe I’ll add it to the blog!

This Episode, like like everything else mentioned in this site is available in full length in streaming with no download from MediaCube.co.

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